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  • Phoebe: Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
  • Mike: Lima.
  • Phoebe: No. It starts with a "v" and ends with an "x". Hopefully with a "to" in the middle.
  • Mike: You know, kinda think of it, the capital of Peru IS "vtox".
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  • Chandler: I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy." "A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in their mouth?"
  • Monica: I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."
  • Chandler: Honey? Leave it to the pros.
  • Monica: I actually know someone in advertising. I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at a big agency. Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give me the phone.
  • Chandler: "The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones."
  • Monica: "Marriage. It's not for everybody."
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Rachel: I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via hellyeah-friends)

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yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

R: Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
M:  Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
P: “Hello Kettle, this is Monica. You’re black!”
M: Please. I am not as bad as Ross.

(via hellyeah-friends)

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(Source: sharpayevons, via jk-i-am-satan)

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