The World's Momma

madhouse94:

hotweiners:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

Layers and layers of communist propaganda

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goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

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cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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thepsychiccat:

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

did the prom king end up dead in the pool after awkwardly hitting on someone else’s date all night?

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thepsychiccat:

okayamelia:

“my real name is…. matt smith.”

the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

Are you saying that being the Doctor is like being the Dread Pirate Roberts?

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thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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