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- Phoebe: Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
- Mike: Lima.
- Phoebe: No. It starts with a "v" and ends with an "x". Hopefully with a "to" in the middle.
- Mike: You know, kinda think of it, the capital of Peru IS "vtox".
- Chandler: I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy." "A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in their mouth?"
- Monica: I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."
- Chandler: Honey? Leave it to the pros.
- Monica: I actually know someone in advertising. I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at a big agency. Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give me the phone.
- Chandler: "The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones."
- Monica: "Marriage. It's not for everybody."
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